Global Moble Blogspot: Too Short

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(Legal shit you have to read if you wanna get to all the stuff we have inside. Fun, right? Do what everyone else does, skip it and scroll to the bottom. You know you want to. Wait, we mean, read it! You have to read it! Yea, that sounds better.)

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